It's a conspiracy by the Christmas Light manufacturing company so that they never go out of business. I'm sure of it. And the worst thing about it is that every year I spend hours screwing around with all this crap, and honestly, I hate putting up Christmas lights... There I've said it. I'm sorry. It's true. But the kids love them. This year they joyfully announced in cheerful little giggles that they "want 'colors' out side and 'white' for the tree!!!" Great. I'm so full of joy I could puke.
OK. I can't blog now. I need to go out to Lowes or Home Depot to buy more lights.