Dear Mrs Awesome,
I’m sorry B’nut is having a tough time reading, but it’s not
her fault.
When she reads “grand” as “graund” and “draft” as “draught” and
“ask” as “ausk” its completely my fault...
See, at dinner my kids get a ridiculous kick out of British
Mummy, my pretend alter ego, who talks in a truly horrible faux accent. The kicker is that they do what “British
Mummy” says... so when British Mummy says, “children, go put the dishes in the
washer” or “place your aluminum (aluminium) bike in the closet as we have no
garage” they do it..
But ... maybe “British Mummy” shouldn’t be assisting
with the reading homework...
Regards,
Another Mother Runner
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