I just LOVE when you're driving down, say... a three lane road like "Broad Street", and... It's OK to take up two lanes if there's no one beside you, right? I swear, the bumper sticker on the car should have read, "I think women drivers are getting a bad name for no reason.", as she drives her toyota hatchback right down the center of 2 LEFT hand lanes. Irksome.
My next irk on women giving women a bad name is pure childishness in the interest of acting "cute"... for example, when you're reading an e-mail or web post on a group chat :) and every line is like, totally :) punctuated with a little ;) or :) or, even sometimes I see a :~). YES, I know I HAVE used a little smiley face emoticon before, I have even punctuated a sentence with a little :). BUT, do they need to be at the end of every line? Seriously? Are we 4? Are we 9? A NINE year old would TOTALLY think that was great! :) No. We are not 9. Some of us are 3o x. We certainly do not need to :) at the end of every line.
Oh, look, it's like totally 4 o'clock. I bet I'm like, really hungary. I think I better go get a snack before I like totally pass out or something! :)
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