i.e. - how to get to the bottom of a mystery, when the suspect is a 4 year old.
As I was lowering the shades in the living room the other night I made a discovery. Someone cut the end of the string off... you know, the string that lowers and raises the shade? Huh.
B'nut did you cut the string to the blinds?
(screws up her face, almost about to cry) "no, someone else did it."
Uh huh. So.... what color scissors did you use?
"The purple ones..."
Yeah. That's what I thought.