Dear Ethics Professor...

Dear Ethics Professor,

Thanks for the A.

I know from your last e-mail that you feel you gifted it to me.

Thanks for making the accomplishment less meaningful by clicking send on an e-mail I could have done without.

I (still) think you suck.

Sincerely,

4.0-student/marathoner/mother of 3 who cannot wait to submit the end of the Semester Survey to the department head