I am in the process of
beating my head against a solid wall writing my resume.
If this was a creative writing exercise I would be in heaven. But it's not, it’s a …
Wait just a darned minute.
Yeah, it totally SHOULD be a creative writing exercise.
I have a friend who’s really far more clever than I am who believes, “there really should be more space on a resume spent on life skills and personality traits than what nonsense you did in a different job...”
And you know what, she's right.
Now. The only thing is... as I'm hashing through this creative
writing exercise resume I realize that it reads... well, it kind of resembles a personal ad.
You know? The gist of it goes something along the lines of:
"Galactically badass marathon running blogger enjoys trying new things. Works best in fast paced dynamic environment. Able to multitask. Creative and goal oriented.
Mostly responsible , except on Tuesdays. Values punctuality."
*important safety tip: resume writing should not be done when on a break from running. the ego can't handle it.*