BUT you should totally be jealous.
Today I ran 18 miles, crossed the 800 mile mark for the year, and (AND!) busted out a new weekly record for me of 48 miles on the week. This is not the reason you should be jealous.
After my awesome 18 miler, that I really tried to kill, I drove everyone back to their cars or homes, came in my house, and promptly made myself a cup of coffee and an ice bath. I've frozen a bunch of cranberry juice bottles into giant ice cubes. It worked for the most part. It was cold. I was shivering by the end, but I was happy to sit in it for the whole 15 minutes.
You want to know why you should be jealous?
Well, B dumped a cup full of Dinosaurs in the tub with me so I would have some toys. She said, "I like toys in my bath, you can play with my toys mom."
Thanks B. You're one in a million.