Don't tell anyone, but I'm thinking of breaking up with my Muffin Top. Yea, we broke up last year for a few months, and I swore I would never let MT back in... but then I got injured, and it's really hard to keep MT away when you're sitting on your a** feeling sorry for yourself eating cupcakes and holiday cookies 5 hours a day. Of course, now that MT is back, I have to think that MT doesn't add anything except drama to my life.
Are these pants going to fit?
Even if they do fit, is MT going to be the main feature?
Am I going to feel bad about my body if I put them on this morning?
Can I afford to feel bad about myself at 6:15am?
Yea, I'm sure you can see why I would want to let MT go. ~sigh~. But in the meant time, keep this on the down low, because frankly, I think that MT's feelings are going to get hurt, and you know what happens when you have hurt feelings? Cupcakes. That's what.