B - "I made a new friend at Dance!"
Me - "That's great! What's her name?"
B - "Potatum."
Me - "Well, I'm pretty sure her name is Tatum."
B - "Mrs Barb called her that, but well, I'm pretty sure her name is POtatum."
OK, sure B, why not. There's no point arguing with an almost 4 year old about a name that clearly just doesn't make sense to her.
I am so looking forward to the day B calls that child Potatum in front of Potatum's mother.....