"Some days are yellow, some are blue, on different days I'm different too. You'd be surprised how many ways I change on different colored days. On bright red days, how good it feels, to be a horse and KICK my heels! On other days, I'm other things. On Bright Blue days I flap my wings. Some days of course feel sort of brown, then I feel slow and low, low down. Then comes a yellow day and wheeeeeeeee, I'm a busy buzzy bee... Then all of a sudden, I'm a Circus Seal! On my orange days, that's how I feel. Green days. Deep deep in the sea. Cool and quiet fish. That's me.... ... Then come my black days. Mad and Loud, I howl. I growl at every cloud...." My Many Colored Days, by Dr. Seuss
So... here's the thing. What is the difference between a red day and an orange day? Or, an orange day and a yellow day? And, why is it that my B seems to constantly ride a fine line between Yellow and Black? She has yellow/black swings every 12 minutes. I'm really NOT exaggerating. I mean, seriously, why can't I have a Green Child? A quiet green day child who sleeps PAST 5:45 AM???